Imagine you wore one single article of clothing every single day of the year for let’s say, forever. You’d probably get tired of it. That’s how Santa Claus feels about his red and white plush hat. We’re so used to getting presents from the jolly fellow, what say we return the favor this year? Let’s each get him one of these weird variations so he can finally wash that thing. Lord knows it has to smell like grim death. Warning: not all these “hats” are meant for wearing.